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Off in a far away living room, I mean uh, stage, there was a Nintendo Wii perfoming his amazing wizard (wiizard) powers.
Nintendo Wii: "Welcome to my magical show! I have three wiieally cool tricks to show you all!"
Wii: "To start off, I will need my magical sensor bar."
Wii: "And I just need to hook it on up back here..."
Wii: "Most importantly, I need my magic wands; my Wiimotes!"
Wii: "Let the magic begin!"
Wii: "For my opening act, I wiill use my Wiimote to chop up this yummy carrot without physically touching it."
Wii: "Remember kids, you'll only need supervision from an adult when using an actual knife. However when you have a magical Wiimote like me, screw your parents!"
The wiizard amazes everyone as his wiimote starts to slice the end of the carrot.
Wii: "Ta-da! A fully sliced carrot without physical contact!"
Some audience members applause.
Wii: "Oh thank you, thank you!"
Wii: "Okay, okay. Now next up, I am going to perform a classic."
Wii: "I am going to point at this silver Gameboy Pocket with my Wiimote, click it, and raise it into mid-air!"
The audience is stunned by the sight of the floating Gameboy Pocket.
Random Audience Member: "Hey is that a string..."
Wii: "Shut up, you!"
The wiizard accidently let go of the B button on his wiimote, causing the Gameboy Pocket to drop fast on the wiizard's head.
Wii: "OWW, DOH!"
Wii: "(jeez that hurt) Anyway, now for the final performance!"
Wii: "I am going to transform this big ass Neo Geo MVS cartridge into a tiny Neo Geo Pocket Color cartridge. The real magical part about this is that it will still be the same game... except with worse graphics, weaker sound, two less playable buttons, and a ton of missing characters. But hey, it's still essentially going to be the same game!"
Wii: "For a trick this big, I am going to need to my nunchuck attachment."
Wii: "All I have to do is simply connect the nunchuck to the bottom of a Wiimote."
Wii: "And now for the magic words: klaatu barada nikto!"
After the wiizard recited the ancient words, the smaller version of the Neo Geo cartridge appeared.
Wii: "Thank you all for watching my show! However before I go, I have one last trick for you all..."
He's gone...
The End
- Keranu Thursday November 30th, 2006 3:25am USA Central Time
