Lazer Dorks

Console Chronicles: A Romantic Dinner with Neo Geo Pocket Colors

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NOTE: I know, the images are a little blurry this time and I really wish they weren't :( . I might consider retaking the pictures another time.


This episode is set in a dimly-lit restaurant called "Enrico's", which tries very hard to look fancy. The stars of this episode are the two Neo Geo Pocket Colors in the center, lets take a look at what those lovers are up to...

The NGPCs are settled and waiting for their waiter of the evening.

NGPC Ocean Blue: "I really like your Stone Blue outfit."

NGPC Stone Blue: "And I really like your Ocean Blue suit, it really fits your Color High Reflective TFT Liquid Crystal Display."

Ahh, here enters the sommelier to introduce a fine wine for the guests.

NGPC Stone Blue: "Thank you, sommelier; the Taylor Marsala will do just fine for us."

NGPC Ocean Blue: "Mmm, this wine is smooth. What do you think of it?"

NGPC Stone Blue: "It's OK, but I've had better wines to fulfil my Toshiba TLCS900H processor."

The waiter has arrived and requests their fine dining for the evening.

NGPC Stone Blue: "Hmm... yeah, I'll take the uh Sonic Pocket Adventure and the uh, Biomotor Unitron."

NGPC Ocean Blue: "And I believe I will have the SNK vs. Capcom: Card Fighter's Clash, SNK version please, and the SNK vs Capcom: Match of the Millenium, preferably the Japanese version." The lady knows how to order.

Though the waiter was gone, the two NGPCs couldn't stop reading their menus. Having four menus of different languages keeps you occupied!

Here's another table dining. It appears to be a Turbo Express and Game Gear couple, how cute!

And here's another couple dining, a Gameboy Advance SP NES Edition and a Green Gameboy. It's nice to see a couple with such distant generations.

The two NGPCs are patiently waiting for the waiter to arrive with their cartridge dishes.

Oh splendid, the cartridges have arrived!

A beautiful dish.

NGPC Stone Blue: "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! These will go down my cartridge slot finely!"

NGPC Ocean Blue: "Ohh I can't wait to dig in!"

NGPC Ocean Blue: "Yum, that went done well."

NGPC Stone Blue stuffs his face on the plate and eats like a barbarian, like a old, black and white Neo Geo Pocket would.

NGPC Ocean Blue made a p-i-g out of her, if she do say so herself.

There was electronic love in the air, NGPC Ocean Blue stared directly into NGPC Stone Blue's Color High Reflective TFT Liquid Crystal Display.

NGPC Stone Blue stared right back at NGPC Ocean Blue's Color High Reflective TFT Liquid Crystal Display.

The moment was perfect. With both NGPCs not being able to contrain their emotions, they linked up - transferring kilobytes of data.



The End


- Keranu Tuesday, May 09th, 2006 1:44am USA Central Time. If you would like very high, original resolutions of these images I took, send me an email.