Lazer Dorks

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Deep in the jungle...

There lurks many creatures...

But the king of them all is...

The Neo Geo MVS (Model M1BBV 1-slot)!

Spooked by my commentary, the specimen quickly climbs up a tree!

Tree climbing is just one of the many hobbies of this curious arcade creature...

... as is falling off them.

After the fast recovery from the fall, the MVS decides to try another tree.

For fun, the MVS loves to swing on vines!

Exhausted from all of the tree climbing and vine swinging, the MVS' stomach growls and he becomes famished!

The MVS sharpens a spear to use for his food hunt.

With his spear sharp and ready, he is now ready to hunt for some food. MVS' have been known to eat entire bears!

I guess it just wasn't the MVS' day as the "polar bear" barely dodged the spear!

Suddenly, a sound came from the bushes. Peeping through the leaves was a scrumptious looking Metal Slug X cartridge!

Leaving his spear behind, the MVS darts to the cartridge and catches it with ease!

Unlike most systems, the Neo Geo has a big enough cartridge slot to hold such a fella in it's stomach.

After a long day of natural behavior and with a full belly, the MVS laid on his favorite tree and powered off for the evening.

- Keranu Monday, May 14th, 2007 9:42pm USA Central Time. If you would like very high, original resolutions of these images I took, send me an email.

Console Chronicles: Neo Geo MVS of the Jungle