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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a deadly star-shaped station that lurked in space and was ruled by Darth-a-Saurus and his evil empire. The only hope to destroy such an empire would have to come from a video game console with incredible powers - A Sega Master System.
Sega Command Center: "This is command center to Master system, do you copy?"
Sega Master System: "I hear you loud and clear and I am making my way to the empire's base."
Sega Command Center: "OK, good luck and may the Sega force be with you!"
The Master System has made his way into the base and searches for any signs of Darth-a-Saurus.
SMS: "Wow it looks like someone here blasted a hole through the ventilation cage so they could escape by falling into the station's garbage dispense room; what a moron!"
At the end of the hall stood the mega dork Boley to prevent Master System from proceeding any further!
Boley: "Mwahaha, you aren't going anywhere until you pass through me first, fool! Lets just see how powerful your Zilog Z80A processor really is!"
SMS: "My trusty Light Phaser outta do the trick and I can use my copy of Missile Defense 3-D as a software reference!"
The Light Phaser ZARKED Boley into oblivion!
Boley: "AAAAHHHH! You're not going to make it out of here alive, just wait until the Cyber Ninja gets his hands on you!"
Master System contiuned along on his mission.
SMS: "I wonder who this Cyber Ninja person is?"
On the other side of the room stood the Cyber Ninja, patiently waiting for Master System.
SMS: "The only way to make it across is if I lock my control pad on the other side of the room and swing across."
Master System swung across the room as two strangers watched in amazement!
SMS: "Whooooooooaaaa!"
The Cyber Ninja's reflexes were no match for Master System's incredible processing speed, which gave Master System a great advantage to blast the Cyber Ninja!
SMS: "Darth-a-Saurus must be around here somewhere!"
SMS: "I feel a presence behind this door..."
And Master System was correct, behind the door hid...
DARTH-A-SAURUS !!
Master System just barely dodged the dinosaur's laser breath!
SMS: "Man, I don't know if I can pull through..."
Out of no where, Master System's expansion cover came off and a voice deep inside his microchips spoke to him.
SG-1000: "Master System, use the Sega force."
And using the power of the Sega Force, Master System made one final blast that would save the universe and bring peace back within the cosmos!
SMS: "This dino is going to make a mass explosion, I need to get out of here now!"
Master System rushed back into his super Aleste ship with his life depending on it!
SMS: "That was a close call."
The End
- Keranu Saturday November 04th, 2006 3:43am USA Central Time
