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Console Chronicles: Cooking with 3DO (FZ-10)

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One night inside a crazy man's kitchen...

"Annnd now it's time for "COOKING WITH 3DO (FZ-10)"! Here's our host, 3DO FZ-10!"

3DO: "Good evening, ladies and everyone else! Welcome to my show! Tonight I will be making a favorite of mine; grilled cheese, 3DO cheeze style!"

"First thing we will need is two slices of white bread."

"And last but most certainly not least, cheese! We are going to use five different types of cheeses for this, which are the following: prepackaged American slice, finely grained parmesan, aged Swiss, thinly shredded Mexican variety cheese (includes five cheeses in it's own!), medium shredded chedder, and thinly shredded mozzirella."

"Set your griddle to about 375 degrees fahrenheit. If you are using any other device, just set it to a hotter setting. Oh and becareful not to burn yourself!"

"As Pee-Wee Herman said in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, the first step to making a grilled cheese sandwich is to make a regular cheese sandwich. So simply grab each piece of cheese and stack them on top of each other on a slice of bread and cover it with the other slice. It's a piece of cheese cake!"

"Balls! Your cheese sandwich is complete! Now it's time to grill it."

"Carefully apply a slice of butter on your heated cooking device."

"And lay your cheeze sandwich on burner."

"Now we just have to wait for the first side of the sandwich to cook."

"...zzzZzzzZzzz..."

"Oh! The first side of the sandwich must be done! Take your trusty spatula, slide it under the sandwich, and flip it over so the top bread is now on the bottom. And then we wait again."

"...zzzZzzzZzzz..."

"Oh! The second side of the sandwich is done! The grilled cheese sandwich is completed! Carefully grab your sandwich with both controller pads and place it on a plate to serve on."

"And look at that, folks -- THAT'S a cheesy sandwich!" The audience applauses.

"That's all for tonight's episode, thank you all for watching! Good night and remember, if you can't beat'em, eat 'em!"



The End


- Keranu Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 01:24am USA Central Time. If you would like very high, original resolutions of these images I took, send me an email.