NAME (OFFICIAL): Keranu (click here for picture)
MODE OF COMBAT: My self-taught fighting arts
BIRTHDAY: December, '87 (that's 1987)
HEIGHT: 1.75 m
WEIGHT: 60.45 kg
BLOOD TYPE: K, for "Keranu kicking your ass!"
MEASUREMENTS: Incredibly BULK in all measurements
BIRTHPLACE: The Dan Ryan Expressway
HOBBY: Weight lifting, impressing women, fighting, playing hardcore video games, and making sandwiches beyond your taste buds.
PERSONAL TREASURES: My body
FAVORITE FOOD: BEEF JERKEY and my sandwiches!
DISLIKES: Way too many things to name. To name a few: school, politics, lesbians that won't shut up about cheesecake.
FORTE IN SPORTS: Does weightlifting count? If not, NONE.
BIOGRAPHY:
I am the main creator of this site, so I did most of the work. When I am not working on my site, I am usually lifting weights to impress women. I get swarms of women wanting me to come outside so they can touch my bulk body, but this website is forcing me to stay inside all day and it's making me look like a nerd. If you notice my scars, you can tell I have been in a lot of fights, but trust me, I have won nearly all the fights I have been in. Contact me to submit stuff or something.
NAME (OFFICIAL): Ben the UltraLaZer (click here for picture)
MODE OF COMBAT: Punching people in the stomach, then kicking them, and rolling over them.
BIRTHDAY: July 5th, 1996
HEIGHT: 1.30 m
WEIGHT: 27 kg
BLOOD TYPE: Unknown
MEASUREMENTS: Kiddy sizes
BIRTHPLACE: Elkhorn, Nebraska 64, NesterDC, Super Nintendo (Keranu: I have NO idea why he said this.)
HOBBY: Playing NesterDC and Super Nintendo and Genesis and making comic books.
PERSONAL TREASURES: Video games and the comic books I make
FAVORITE FOOD: Spaghetti and meatballs
DISLIKES: School and homework
FORTE IN SPORTS: NONE
BIOGRAPHY:
Ben is a rocking kid who has an IQ well over Einstein's! He was even the Scientist of the Year! Ben is a super genius, but still keeps his cool by playing games with vector graphics. Ben does all the MS Paint original artwork for the site and comes up with some ideas. Contact VectorBen here.
NAME (OFFICIAL): Xiphas
MODE OF COMBAT: Unknown
BIRTHDAY: Unknown
HEIGHT: Unknown
WEIGHT: Unknown
BLOOD TYPE: Unknown
MEASUREMENTS: Unknown
BIRTHPLACE: Unknown
HOBBY: Unknown
PERSONAL TREASURES: Unknown
FAVORITE FOOD: Unknown
DISLIKES: Unknown
FORTE IN SPORTS: Unknown
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