Bad Dudes (Arcade)
- This game is RAD, no doubt about it! What's cooler than two awesomely
rad dudes in sweat pants and muscle shirts beating up ninjas? Pretty
much NOTHING. As awesome as the idea of this game is, the game itself
is actually nothing great and quite average. OH YEAH!
Ballz 3D: The Director's Cut (3DO) - Unfortunately the only really good thing about this game is the title screen, which is hilarious.
Biomotor Unitron (Neo Geo Pocket Color)
- One of the few turn-based RPGs for the NGPC. It's somewhat fun and
has decent graphics and sound, but it's not very "adventerous". You
choose a dungeon, beat it, build robot, and enter tournements. Boring,
but good attempt with the presentation.
Demon Attack (Intellivsion) - An excellent early shmup! Totally addicting and way cool level progression!
Exerion (SG-1000)
- Cool pseudo 3-D shooter. Nice level graphics and some good, creative
gameplay, but it's way too repetitive. Fun game to check out.
Final Fantasy VIII (Playstation) - GARBAGE.
Gameboy Camera (Gameboy)
- A very interesting idea and it's actually not too bad. The picture
quality isn't great of course, but there is some fun stuff you can do
with it, like putting faces in some small games. It's got nice layouts
for things too, but this cart gets pretty boring after awhile.
House Guest (movie) - A cheesy mid-90's comedy flick where the vibrant and goofy Sinbad pretends to be someone else in order to stay with Phil Hartman's rich, yet psychologically disfunctional, family to avoid getting killed by the mafia because of a money scandle. Lots of funny ghetto moments and a bizarre fascination with cheese burgers.
Kid Chamelon (Genesis)
- Sweet, massive, platform game with an 80's touch. "The Kid" gets
warped into the new arcade machine in town and can change into
different people such as a ninja, axe-throwing dude, and an army tank.
Tons of different stages, great game.
Leisure Suit Larry (PC)
- Back when text-graphic adventure games were big, this game was a
success. One of my favorite games! It's a pure genious game about a
middle aged man trying to get laid in one night in a city. Very
humerous and creative.
Metal Fighter Star Miku (Saturn)
- Get this; chicks, robot suits, and wrestling - that's what this game
is about! It's your everyday wacky Japanese sim game, only you have to
wrestle in armor-powered suits. The opening sequence is so funny and
it's worth your time watching it!
Munchie (DVD)
- New Horizons classic! Dom DeLuise does the voice of a magical,
talking creature that this boy named Gage finds. Classic kid movie
plot, cheesy lines, and hilarious special effects!
Mystical Ninja (Nintendo 64)
- A fun 3D adventure game with a lot of Japanese humour. It's got some
good puzzles and challenging boss fights, too. There are some really
hilarious scenes in this game that make it worth buying alone.
Pictonary (Nintendo Entertainment System)
- Pictonary the board game for NES. This is better because you get to
play these awesome mini-games that break a piece of the picture you
have to guess. It's fun and all, but it can get really boring once
beaten.
Sewer Shark (Sega CD)
- ABSOLUTLEY HILARIOUS FMV GAME! This has to be the cheesiest game I
have ever playd, and it's actually somewhat fun when you get the hang
of it. The gameplay becomes retarded at one point where you can't get
past a certain part, so this game only gives you serious game play for
a little while. Don't play this game for game wise, PLAY IT FOR THE
HILARIOUS FMV!
Soul Fighter (Dreamcast) - This game
sucks. It's a 3D beat'em up with crusty-mustard controls, graphics that
are just pair, an annoying soundtrack, and mental retardation.
Space Jockey (Atari 2600)
- Really addicting horizontal shooter. Since it's a very old shooter,
it's repetitive. Still a very fun game. I got a HUGE score once that I
wrote down, but I lost it.
Uniracer (Super Nintendo)
- Retarded, yet fun game where you race and do tricks with unicycles.
There is no one on the unicylcles, it's just unicycles in these weird
places. Funny stuff.
Windjammers (Neo Geo)
- AWESOME game that's a little bit like pong, only much more exciting!
You choose a character with their own nationality and you throw "flying
power discus". Each character has their own special attacks and their
own one-word prhase when you click on them. This game rocks - SCOPTA!
Ys Book I & II (Turbo CD) - BEsT VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED.
Zillion (Sega Master System)
- Pretty sweet Metroid-style game for the SMS. I haven't made it too
far in it, but if I really put my time in it, I could see it being a
pretty awesome game.
Back to the Future 2 and 3 (NES) - Nothing like the master system And no hoover boards!
CONTRA HARD CORPS(Genesis)KICKIN CYBORG BUTT
The Incredible machine (PC, 3DO, MAC, whatever this game is also on): BEST PUZZLE GAME EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Im out of breath.)
Mohawk and Headphone Jack (SNES) - I think Ill Burf in The tiolet Before I flush this thing down.
Abraxis: Guardian of the Universe (VHS) - Came for the washed up ex-wrestler, stayed for the answerbox!
Blazing Lazers (Turbo Graphx 16) - This game gives me vertigo. It has a really rad title though!
Civilization IV (PC) - - As perfect as you can get for an empire building game.
Colonization (PC) - A really well done Civilization scenario posing as a stand-alone game!
E.T. (Atari 2600) - Not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.
Ever 17 (PC) - I guess this is the closest thing to a modern digital comic that I will be able to play in English. It's pretty rad, although there are a metric ton of obvious spelling and grammatical mistakes. The science in this game is pretty cheesy too!
Front Mission (Super Nintendo)
- An excellent mecha tactics RPG. The only strikes against it are its
short length and limited choice of (decent) options for your units.
The Kid from Left Field (1979 VHS) - Tastier than fried onions with ketsup!
Murdercycle (VHS) - Just plain bad.
O.D.T. (PlayStation) - Crusty mustard controls will ensure your poorly looking characters spend a lot of time dying and you trying not to kill yourself for playing this game.
Quiz King of Fighters (Neo Geo) -
Since I don't know the language this game is in, it isn't very fun.
Keranu and I still managed to beat it with our mad guessing skills,
however.
SNK vs Capcom: Chaos (Arcade)
- When you first play it, this game seems decent. After being beat down
by unbalanced hidden characters, it seems less decent. Play Capcom vs.
SNK 2 instead, m'kay?
Sonic Chaos (Game Gear) -
The best Sonic game on Game Gear, since it actually has decent level
design unlike Sonic 2 for Game Gear. This game is ridiculously easy,
though.
Tokimeki Memorial (Super Nintendo)
- If I understood what the hell was going on in this game, I might
actually enjoy it. But since I no speeka teh Japaneesa, the game
becomes a tedious exercise in statistics and guessing.
Wonder Project J (Super Nintendo)
- Any game that condones slapping a robot upside the head to
"reinforce" things you try to teach him is okay in my book. The best
"child raising" sim game I've played to date.
WWF Royal Rumble (Genesis) - There are worse ways to waste five minutes!
AD&D Treasure Of Tarmin (Intellivision), by Black_Tiger - It's a 3D RPG just like Phantasy Star, except with better graphics and gameplay. Plus the monsters are scarier.
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The (movie), by Quintin McKenna - Be prepared to be confused, but the confusion is well worth it. This is the only movie where you can see RoboCop, Jeff Goldblum, Doc, and the late Vincent Schiavell(AKA Spookey Dude thats in everything) together. Rockin' 80s soundtrack, aliens, really bad bluescreen.. what more can you ask for!
Athletic Land (MSX), by Airthrow - You play a pasty-faced redheaded boy who swings from ropes and jumps over soda cans. Run into a rolling soda can and watch your wimpy character kneel over in pain! Pitfall with a facelift and ultra-shitty music.
Avengers, The (Movie), by Black_Tiger - It's really as bad as it's made out to be, but worth watching for Sean Connery's cheez factor alone. He even dresses up as a giant Beanie Baby and kills other evil Beanie Babies by chucking darts at them. Seriously!
Bump n' Jump (NES), by Drlazers - Great game. This game is like Spy Hunter on steriods. The game involes much skill, awesome music and decent graphics, but the game is a little glitchy.
CT Special Forces (GBA), by Scuzzo84 - This game is a peice of shit. Its a wannabe Metal Slug. The only difference is that the music sucks, the action is very slow, and a 4 year old can beat this game. I turned this game off after the first stage.
Donkey Konga 1&2 (Gamecube), by Drlazers - Is the Jungle Beat in you?
EarthBound (SNES), by Drlazers - Excellent RPG. You cant really ask for anything better in this game. Although the original Earthbound for the NES is still a great game this one makes it look like a New Concorde flim without Don Deluise. The game has a great battle mode,music,graphics,and a addicting gameplay.
Frogs (movie), by NASAchusetts - What ever you do stay away from this movie at all costs. It is the worst thing you will ever experience. Personally I would rather eat that stuff out of that duck's head in the kitchen.
ELITE BEAT AGENTS (NINTENDO DS), by HMD - One of the few (maybe only) video games out there that can make a person stand up and cheer, laugh, cry and spend months of their life fixated on one particular aspect of the game, before finding another nice surprise hidden in this gem. If you're the type to look at games as simple challenges to be conquered, then you'll find no reason to play this after finishing Jumpin' Jack Flash on the hardest difficulty. The rest of you; those who feel burnt out on games and see no point to them anymore, your love will be wholly reinvigorated long before you reach the game's finale.
ELITE BEAT AGENTS (NINTENDO DS), by HMD (ALTERNATE VERSION) - BEsT VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED.
Hyper Sports 2 (MSX), by Airthrow - Contains Skeet Shooting, Archery and weightlifting. You have to play them in that order, but since Skeet Shooting is the best, it's no big deal. Use buttons A and B to shoot left or right when the clay pigeons come into either aiming recticle. Timing is important, and this game is actually DDR for men: Shotgunning stuff in rhythm with your fingers. Archery is confusing and mediocre compared to Skeet Shooting, and weightlifting is unplayable.
Indigo Prophecy (PC), by Zeipher - If you ever wanted to play a videogame where you use your gamepad's analogue sticks to figure out clues, this is the game for you! Psychopaths and the apocalypse included in the game.
Konami Boxing (MSX), by Airthrow - You use the jab as your bread and butter to set up power punches as in real boxing, but after you beat the first opponent no amount of strategy or skill will allow you to progress much farther. Ridiculously difficult.
Lazer Dorks (Website), by Black_Tiger - Brilliant, well researched and engaging site. Proffessional journalism of the utmost integrity. If you only visit one website this year, make it Lazer Dorks!
Magic Voices - Australia (song), by Heinrich Weinrich - http://rmchp1.googlepages.com/MagicVoices-Australia.mp3 This song was written for the Sidney 2000 Olympic Games. I hadn't heard it for more than six years and I still love it. Australiaaaaaaaaaaaa
Masters Of The Universe (Intellivision), by Black_Tiger - A high speed horizontal shooter with tons of animated sprites, parallax scrolling, an amazing soundtrack and cinemas which all of a sudden switches gears and throws you into a sword fighting action/adventure game.
Metroid: Zero Mision (GBA), by Scuzzo84 - This game is like the one for nintendo. The graphics and music are top notch. Each stage or map in this game has a catchy tune. This game is long so you wont get bored quickly.
Mortal Kombat (Genesis), by Drlazers - This game is crap. The game lacks skill, soundtrack, story, character designs, graphics, and everything else that rates a game.
Microwave Massacre (movie), by Quintin McKenna - Hannibal Lector eat your heart out. Only a true cannibal could seduce women then make them into a sandwich.
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy (SNES), by NASAchusetts - OK NES game is rad SNES game is bogus. It is a crappy port of the great NES classic. Sprite sucks graphics are sub par for what they should be and music is horrible, and the control feels choppy and needs tuning. What was the worst part? After racing through the game with genie codes I finally get to the ending scene waiting for the credits when a different SNES version of Game Over appears and you are sent back to the select game screen.
Plump Pop (Arcade), by Black_Tiger - It's Arkanoid with cute animals hurling themselves at Budhist spiritual figures in order to stuff their faces at "Suppertime!". Genius.
Rez (Dreamcast/PS2), by Scuzzo84 - This game is an innovation. I havent played game like this ever. If you like shooting up things and having AMAZING visuals this game is for you. To top if off, the music is great, and as you blow up things, it goes along with the music beat.
Road Racer (MSX), by Airthrow - You can only go left or right, accellerate or brake in this vertical-scrolling racer. You need to avoid semis, oil slicks, blue cars that stay in their lane, and pink ones that veer all over the place (hmmm). A total twitch game!
Shockman (Turbo Grafx 16), by turboSage - Even with poor game control and choppy at times grafx, this game goes above and beyond with incredible music and blistering fast levels. The challenge difficulty alone makes this game legendary. Without cheating I have now been able to make it to the 2nd shmup level. That and the final stage are insanely hard.
Stealing Harvard (movie), by Drlazers - Although I find myself watching this movie alot. THIS MOVIE SUCKS PITIFUL ABSTOUTLEY PITIFUL!
Super Bust-A-Move (GBA), by Scuzzo84 - I was thinking this game was going to be great but I was wrong. This game is horrible and is a disgrace to the bustamove line. The screen is too small, where most of the time the whole GBA screen is not utilized. An alternative to this I think is Snood which I liked much more. The characters at the bottom of the screen are gay and annoying.
Super Cobra (MSX), by Airthrow - A fun horizontal helicopter shooter where you bomb ground targets while dealing with SAMs and agile UFOs. Way addictive.
Tengai Makyou Fuun Kabuki Den (PC Engine SUPER CDROM2), by Black_Tiger - BEsT VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED.
Violent Storm (Arcade), by Zeipher - A sidescrolling beat-em-up by Konami where you play three characters with different abilities. Originality, here! The first boss is a pig, the game references pigs in grafitti on the walls, and you can make footballs out of pigs! Additionally, all the music is so 80's, you'll be crapping pink after playing the game!
Wildernesss Family, The (movie series), by Quintin McKenna - A great 70's family movie that makes you want to move to the wilderness and fight with some bobcats.