Sunday, September 9th, 2012 1:29pm USA Central Time
LaZer Dorks is BACK... for the zillionth time! I'm strongly considering a major site overhaul with an expanded staff line up contributing more frequent material. A new message board has been set up, so if you were on the old one you'll have to register again. Embrace yourself, interwebs: the dorks are back!
Saturday, April 17th, 2010 11:31pm USA Central Time
The much overdue Midwest Gaming Classic 2010 report is finally up! Click here for an indepth look.
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 1:55am USA Central Time
Given our high profile in the media here at LaZer Dorks, we're suave enough to conduct VIP interviews with high profile companies. Check out my interview with Arkhan of Aetherbyte Studios regarding his upcomming Turbo Grafx 16 homebrew game Insanity here.
Friday, February 27th, 2009 4:02am USA Central Time
What's this!? TWO updates in one month!? Insane! A review for Opoona.
Monday, February 16th, 2009 4:47am USA Central Time
The long awaited second volume of Crapcom is finally up thanks to motivating my lazy ass. If you're lazy like me and don't want to go to the Stunning Articles section to click on it, then click here.
Friday, July 11th, 2008 12:58am USA Central Time
I have finally put up the beginning of a new article series I am working on entitled "CRAPCOM", which will expose the brainwashing Capcom has done to gamers. Check out the first chapter, Volume I - The Early Years!
Sunday, April 6th, 2008 9:38pm USA Central Time
The LaZer Dorks return to the MGC for the third time. Read my thoughts and look at tons of pictures here.
Saturday, November 17th, 2007 6:30pm USA Central Time
I wrote an article featuring the coolest background in any video game, click here to found out which! Enjoy!
Sunday, August 19th, 2007 6:31pm USA Central Time
A preview video for Vectorben's Double Dungeons review is now up. ZOUNDS! Enjoy!
Saturday, July 28th, 2007 9:52pm USA Central Time
I made a video preview for Vectorben's Dragon's Curse review. Enjoy !!
Thursday, July 19th, 2007 6:57pm USA Central Time
Added a video preview on the Gate of Thunder review, enjoy!
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 6:17pm USA Central Time
Brief update. I've added embedded YouTube game preview videos for the Keith Courage, Eternal Darkness, and Shadow Blasters review pages. Actually Shadow Blasters' preview video wasn't uploaded to the site in the first place due to crappy quality, but I added it anyways since it's on my YouTube account. Enjoy~!
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 1:56am USA Central Time
I have made a video trailer for Xiphas' Eternal Darkness review! It's pretty kewl! Well... it's sorta kewl.
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 8:29pm USA Central Time
Sorry for this overdue article, but the Nerd HURD went to the MGC again! Check it 00t!
Monday, May 14th, 2007 9:45pm USA Central Time
The insanity never ends - Console Chronicles: Neo Geo MVS of the Jungle. Enjoy.
Thursday, May 03rd, 2007 7:56pm USA Central Time
Looong overdue screenshots have finally been added to Xiphas' Eternal Darkness review. Sorry for the delay folks and enjoy!
Sunday, April 29th, 2007 12:40am USA Central Time
vectorben, our most respected staff member, has a new review up - Double Dungeons! Enjoy!
Friday, April 27th, 2007 8:51pm USA Central Time
here is a small version that you can use as a BI (avatar).
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 3:32pm USA Central Time
I have reviewed the best movie ever made, adventure of kool-ade! Enjoy.
Saturday, April 21st, 2007 5:09am USA Central Time
Yo, yo, check dis. I wrote a review for Toe Jam & Earl. Enjoy, homie!
Saturday, February 03rd, 2007 4:53pm USA Central Time
The face portraits of the heroic Shadow Blasters cast has now been uploaded to the Avatars page! Please feel free to use them on our forums which can easily be set from the neat avatar gallery feature of the forums. Enjoy (Horatio is my favorite)!
Friday, February 02nd, 2007 11:41pm USA Central Time
The official LaZer Dorks message board is now open to the public! Feel free to post and make fun of our nerdy conversations! Message Board.
Sunday, December 17th, 2006 10:43pm USA Central Time
The Keith Courage review page has gotten an update with fresh, precise screenshots in their correct pixel aspect as well as a brand new preview video! Enjoy!
Thursday, November 30th, 2006 3:34am USA Central Time
I have a very new and special episode of Console Chronicles - The Nintendo Wiizard!!!
Saturday, November 11th, 2006 7:34pm USA Central Time
Wow, I've updated three Saturdays in a row now! ANYWAYS on to the BIG update. After many months of work, I am ready to introduce only the beginning of an epic feature on Lazer Dorks. I present to everyone, PIXELATED CELEBRITIES!
Saturday, November 04th, 2006 3:47am USA Central Time
In a galaxy far, far away comes a new episode of Console Chronicles - Sega Jedi Master System!
Saturday, October 21st, 2006 4:01 PM USA Central Time
Fixed Keranu's ugly table and font breaking news posts~!
Friday, October 20th, 2006 4:41am USA Central Time
Some various mini-reviews uploaded along with the following two new avatars by VectorBen - .
Sunday, October 16th, 2006 5:11am USA Central Time
My Gate of Thunder review, 100% uncut and uncensored, is now up for the public audience, instead of this version that Hudson Entertainment butchered. Maybe it was my Canadian slang, eh?
October 2nd, 2006 1:55am USA Central Time
Uploaded the following two new avatars: . Sorry for not showing you this a long time ago, Cypher! :( :)
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 3:37pm USA Central Time
hey I have a stunning article updated RPG warrior! ~vectorben
Monday, August 28th, 2006 1:15am USA Central Time
I just recently got done writing a review for the fantastic Intellivision game "The Electric Company Math Fun". Please enjoy!
Saturday, August 26th, 2006 3:12am USA Central Time
Vectorben's first cheesy movie review is finally up, since he wrote it last late June without me even knowing or forgetting about it. Sorry, Ben! Check it out here!
Friday, August 25th, 2006 2:26am USA Central Time
Oh, I almost forgot to mention that Vectorben's own website has been uploaded to our server! Please give a visit to Comico Games!
Friday, August 25th, 2006 2:22am USA Central Time
Vectorben has a new hardcore gaming review up for the amazing homebrew PC game Sonic Robo Blast 2.
Thursday, August 24th, 2006 1:07am USA Central Time
I am very proud to present this next update as it deals with a very personal subject in my life: A Defense For Insector X.
Sunday, August 20th, 2006 1:46am USA Central Time
Two mini-reviews sent in by Drlazers are now up - they might be long overdue!
Monday, July 24th, 2006, 10:56pm USA Central Time
A long over due upload of Ben's article sonic years is finally up after many months of being complete. Enjoy!
Saturday, June 24th, 2006, 11:35pm USA Central Time
The latest episode of Console Chronicles is finally up, check it 00t here.
Monday, June 12th, 2006 2:27am USA Central Time
The avatars page actually gained some more material! I uploaded KING'S BOUNTY VILLIAN FACE GIFS!! Check them out in the Avatars section.
Friday, June 09th, 2006 10:31pm USA Central Time
The LaZer Dorks took a trip to the Midwest Gaming Classic last week and had a blast! Check out our Midwest Gaming Classic stunning article!
Tuesday, May 09th, 2006 4:01am USA Central Time
It's early in the month and you know what that means, A NEW EPISODE OF CONSOLE CHRONICLES! That's right, check out the latest episode, A Romantic Dinner with Neo Geo Pocket Colors . Please enjoy!
Wednesday, April 19th, 3:03am USA Central Time
I just added a review for the wonderful cheesy movie Hackers up, enjoy!
Friday, April 14th, 2006 9:44pm USA Central Time
The avatars page has been updated with a new layout and five new, very well-done GIFs from Ben! Ben is the master!
Thursday, April 13th, 2006 2:58am USA Central Time
A new Stunning Article has just been uploaded and it's the first of a series I am starting entitled "Console Chronicles". To start it off, here's PC-FX Picnic !! Please enjoy :D .
Saturday, April 08th, 2006 1:28am USA Central Time
Screenshots added for Ben's Rad Racer review are now up. Also in the news, a mini-review for The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension sent in by Quintin McKenna.
Wednesday, April 05th, 2006 1:40am USA Central Time
Screenshots for Ben's R-Type review are now up! On a side note, the format I used for the R-Type screenshots is what I am going to do for video game screenshots from now on; I will be doubling the original game resolution's size and making them in .png format. This is because it's the closest form to the real game and it looks great, plus it even saves quite a bit of space!
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 9:15pm USA Central Time
LaZer Dorks now finally has paid web hosting and a real domain name! New updates since last time are adjusted font size and two images uploaded for the Donkey Kong Country article and the Ys III HYPER DUEL article. Praise the almighty comeback of LaZer Dorks!
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 3:56 AM US Central Time
We are back with temporary hosting on our crappy AmeriTech\SBC\AT&T\WhateverTheyAreCallingItThisWeek DSL connection! I swear that we are actually working on a redesign that will actually be delivered this time!
There is more new content than you can shake a hockey stick at! We have many new ramblings in the Hardcore Gaming, Cheesy Movies, Mini-Reviews, and Stunning Articles sections! As an added bonus, selected old content has been revised with additional features! The Links page has been updated and reorganized, but no one really cares about that, so meh!
Sunday, May 29th, 2005 9:14pm US Central Time
LaZer Dorks is finally back online! After having many problems with the previous host, LaZer Dorks is back as version 3.0 using a new and better host. It is a free host with some nice hosting features, so hopefully it doesn't fail.
So the changes since last time have been more hardcore gaming reviews by myself, updated screenshots for the other reviews, four more avatars, and I have an exclusive stunning article coming up! Also more stuff from Xiphas will be up - stay tuned!
Thursday, October 14th, 2004 6:41pm US Central Time
Just added a favicon to all the pages (that nice small logo by the URL bar).
Thursday, October 14th, 2004 5:44pm US Central Time
I've added a lot of mini-reviews by me.
Wednesday, October 13th, 2004 9:46pm US Central Time
More content has been updated in the Hardcore Gaming section and in the Mini-Reviews, check them out. More content coming soon...
Tuesday, October 12th, 2004 7:43pm US Central Time
LaZer Dorks Strikes Back! As you can see, the site is nicely redesigned with CSS tables (all thanks go to Xiphas here), and I have added more content, including more reviews, articles, avatars, and logos. Enjoy what there is, and expect a lot more content for the future.